De people seh de six pint plan aine wukkin cause de month aine dun yet an’ five dead an’ plenty man injure. Dey seh de bald head Pee Hem tark on Dead-I-Dead de adda day bout he meet wid de High Command an’ advisory group an’ he satisfy wid dey response fu restore peace an’ safety in de country, but ee look like de peace is RIP.
De people seh fu bring back peace and safety de Gowahment mus get a six gallon plan an’ one mus be hangin. Dey also seh de Gowahment mus do dis an’ don’t badda wid all dem organisashun wha gainst hangin, cause is de same people in dem organisashun gun rite advisory fu tourist stop cum in de country.
Talk half an’ see if de bald head Pee Hem gun mek more plan fu bring back peace an’ safety.
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