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Didn't See That One Coming...
Wednesday, 8 October, 2014
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Iolajl  *  2-Feb-2015
You need to check things out before you start.
Barbara's Friend  *  1-Nov-2014
It really doesn't say how long they knew each other. They could have known each other for years. Some men just bad.
LG  *  10-Oct-2014
LOL... They legalizing your JAM production all over de place so knock yourself out.(I would recommend Smuckers rather than the Shemawomaf brand) lol..Just don't get stuck with any and any old sour grape...lol....I will let you know though that Apples produce a much finer wine..lol
Pancake man  *  10-Oct-2014
soooooooooo I wonder if that so called apple pick that so called grape at the wrong time or place or even off the wrong tree to make wine and dine with lol lol hahahahahaha poor we humans. WE LIVE and WE LEARN. Thank you LG for that clarification on your pledge, but there's a reason why those apples are to the top and those are to the bottom, if that's yours then FINE (mouth push up) hope when you fall you don't call a grape to catch your apple lol lol lol we fruits might have to STICK together to make JAM lol or juice lol lol
Rhyming Time  *  9-Oct-2014
Ooooo / oooooo.
LG  *  9-Oct-2014
Preservation & Perseverance go hand in hand Apples
Apples  *  9-Oct-2014
Those good apples stay too long on the tree. ..........(hurry up and fall)
LG  *  9-Oct-2014
Ah not giving away the Sistah Secret Pledge, But a could tell you this... LOL...... Apples... and Grapes Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy....... So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. ****************************** And... Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crapola out of them until they turn into someone acceptable to have dinner with..... Then Maybe...lol..........You asked... lol
Pancake man  *  9-Oct-2014
I'm here waiting to hear... kinda newsy lol, let me see if I could help recruit some sistahs for you LG lol lol
Rhyming Time  *  9-Oct-2014
What are the rules to the Sistah Sorority / Do tell us LG, satisfy our curiosity.
LG  *  9-Oct-2014
Nah (shaking my head) She don't qualify for the Sistah Sorority. She too quick to give away the Cookies. She not a true Scout! She thought she was getting a Fig Roll and end up with a Limp Biscuit!...lol..There are rules to the Sistah Sorority.. She crumbled too fast!! her initiation was an Imitation...lol
Pancake man  *  9-Oct-2014
lol lol hahaha LG how you know that i was going to say to pick SHEMAWOMAF lol lol if not then choose the EASY woman who slept with him/her/shim/IT lol lol
LG  *  9-Oct-2014
Aw..How Sweet....Hey you two. This is ToonCenter.. Not your little Man-Cave. enough of the Bro-Love going on here. lol.. You all cant take the man topic and have your own little private conversations going on..lol..ah not jealous. G-Baby & Femme drop outta site..so a need to recruit some more sistahs for me backup..... NO... PM.. Not that SHEMAWOMAF up there in de pickcha! a don't shim on my side....lol
Pancake man  *  9-Oct-2014
I remember that toon the Toonman posted but I'm not a card person lol lol Rough House thanks for reminding me, I got to talk to the BOSS about this scandal... it needs a bit of spice in it lol lol
Rough House  *  9-Oct-2014
PM, where you does wuk pardner? I have to apply for a job there. Watching Scandal in your office, got to be you wuking for de government. Toonman posted a worker doing on the job about a month ago, and I knew it looked like government headquarters where the person was doing nothing. A hope it wasn't you PM.
Pancake man  *  9-Oct-2014
lol SHEMAWOMAF, I love that word. thanks for that laugh lol lol REMEMBER Laughter is good for the soul, it helps with ageing (I was told) the more you laugh, the younger you look
LG  *  9-Oct-2014
We just pulling your one feet (a mean leg) RH.. lol.. You gave me a lot to read this morning. lol .. a tekking on PM right now...lol.. A going read him good today wid all the shade he throwing around. So you safe for now RH
Rough House  *  9-Oct-2014
We already established RT was a mistake,and I did not say I was Beenie Man. I said he referred to me in his song, ask him about Rough House.
LG  *  9-Oct-2014
Pancake Man...Mine!!..Myne!! a done ask you before or should I say GENTLY WARNED you before not to put me in no bed business!.. but you come back wid it again!..so..Let me just humour you for a second!!!! Lets say that a lost me mind for a second (that'll never happen) and lets say that's me.(choking from that thought).... THEN IT's QUITE FAIR FOR ME TO SAY.. THAT SHE-MAN-WOMAN-MAFRODITE (SHEMAWOMAF for short) IS YOU!.. can I say that?..LOL.. (bet you aint laughing so hard now are you?) a bet you cool down now. HA!
SHANALU  *  9-Oct-2014
this one is tooo funny..... LOL hahahahahahahaha Ain dah bad tho
Pancake man  *  9-Oct-2014
Good Morning everyone... LG Gbaby RT/RH hows the weather out there? I here listening and watching this scandal episode in this office of mine lol lol very interesting these kittitians eh
Pancake man  *  9-Oct-2014
As you see < we have to change our identities lol lol Rough House/RT/beenie man whoever he be, seem like he could change his personality very fast... I wonder if that's him with the lady (LG) in the bed hahaha
LG  *  9-Oct-2014
Morning GB.. A just tek me farrseness go read the lyrics that Rough House tell me bout.. Gyul a was enlightened!..lol.. Rough House aka Beenie Man nar play..lol... Couple days ago he was RT..now he Beenie..lol
LG  *  9-Oct-2014
@ RH. Oookay!. Alrighty Then. Shut my mouth..lol. OK Rough House a beg your pardon..lol You go on with your bad self!..lol...A don't smoke, but after reading those lyrics to your Bio (Biography)..I'm just going to step outside and (pretend) smoke a cigarette! lol
G-Baby  *  9-Oct-2014
LMAOOF morning everyone....LG Rough House killing me LOL a hope this no him caz he cuming wid a lot a swags an slang's or a wonderif is PM caz toonman was giving me sum kind of story bout him an this same situation unuh LOL
Rough House  *  9-Oct-2014
LG, do you know Beenie Man was referring to me in "King of the Dancehall'? This part of the song was all about me; "And she see di one feet (Yuh mean one foot!) No mi mean one feet Cool baby love yuh too hard to discrete So she tell everybody how she tear up di sheet LG, apparently you tek de name Rough House for a joke.
Femme Pouvoir  *  9-Oct-2014
If she had asked the question before bedding him he would have said something different also like it is my sister or cousin. However, it is 50/5o men and women usually say that they don't like condoms or cannot use them and perhaps his mouth and the plastic implant privates did such a wonderful job that it was a night she would never forget but I am certain they used their condom and it seems as if it is a usual thing and that particular was special than the other nights . it was her budday
lLOVE  *  9-Oct-2014
for her to have the best night ever means that he had a sausage implant it seems like she was not dating him because she would have known something was wrong with she him or as RH say shim when were are making out LOL I LIKE THE WAY SHE IS GRABBING THAT SHEET NOW ITS HER WORST NIGHT EVER
lLOVE  *  9-Oct-2014
for her to have the best night ever means that he had a sausage implant it seems like she was not dating him because she would have known something was wrong with she him or as RH say shim when were are making out LOL I LIKE THE WAY SHE IS GRABBING THAT SHEET NOW ITS HER WORST NIGHT EVER
LG  *  8-Oct-2014
PM a going give RH a break / till he get his identity "STRAIGHT" LOL.. Ah not going give him a hard time / cause he may answer back as Rhyming Time..LOL
Pancake man  *  8-Oct-2014
lol no comment LG lol lol
LG  *  8-Oct-2014
Watch it RH..lol. LG aint no foolish young gyul!.. LG would a know he missing that third leg! ( He look like a black Mr. Clean anyhow). Them pretty boys like you and PM a the ones that should make the ladies go ...Hmmmmm! and then run...lol. Ladies if there's too much swag in their walk / then theirs a high pitch in their talk! No hair on their chest / then they have a birds nest! remember that sistahs!
Pancake man  *  8-Oct-2014
lol lol hahahahahahahaha well LG why Rough house doing you so badly.... tell RH you are not that easy lol lol
Pancake man  *  8-Oct-2014
whoooooaaaa LG don't mek me laugh, it suit that woman, she like to sex tooo much lol lol well I used my own imagination regarding the length of togetherness LOL @babyD thats what these women (some men) likes to do, asks questions after doing some messed up crap. HEY wait I hope she used a condom JUST SAYING, these women now a days like to say that they don't like condoms..... LG who you could fool eh lol lol
Rough House  *  8-Oct-2014
LG eh wha! You deaf all of a sudden, you ain't hear wha de shim say? LG to late to do something about it now, shim already made your night....LOL
baby d  *  8-Oct-2014
PM ....... wait there when she say best night ever he was not sure with look at his response......................LG I so agree with your statement tek time to know dem it aint and over night thing
baby d  *  8-Oct-2014
Pancake this one sweet, me oh boy she wait till she done to ask dat strupes
LG  *  8-Oct-2014
PM ah not going to let you put all the burden of guilt and shame on the women. I agree they shouldn't move so fast, but the toon did not indicate length time (or length of anything for that matter)..anyhow before I digress... Some of these men need to MAN UP, If you want to pose off like a Man then you need to Man up and be responsible...you fooling people... It's deceit!!! but if she had check that before she start kissing/ she would a find out that part a he body missing! (who sang that) lol
Pancake man  *  8-Oct-2014
lol LG lol lol very funny but if you look carefully, that guy have an adams apple lol lol only now she want hold on tight to the covers (or did she did it as well when they were making out) hahahahahahahaaha that what happens when these ladies like ONE NIGHT STANDS LOL lol
LG  *  8-Oct-2014
Ladies when you go out on your date..suggest a spa treatment!..lol..offer them a massage. Massage they neck...If you don't feel that Adams Apple..Run...Run..Run like Forrest Gump! lol
LG  *  8-Oct-2014
This aint for none of us! So you don't start. lol.. Ladies mek sure they have an Adam Apple. They haven't started to surgically remove that yet. LOL, but if she had tek time to get to know him/she/shim whoever..she wouldn't be in that predicament..lol
Pancake man  *  8-Oct-2014
Okay LG, Gbaby, Rhyming Time, Rough House, Femme Pouvoir, LOVE where you guys at? This one for are you ladies... watcha ting mi nar hear lol lol only god knows what that woman do with that man eh... Bout BEST NIGHT EVER!!!! tek dat, well I must say that woman(man) know how to wuk it good lol lol lol lol lol wonder if she gone tek a surgery too
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