De people seh de Gowahment mus tek a page from Jamaica book wen it come to Election Results. De seh Jamaica get plenty people mo than St. Kitts an’ Nevis an’ in just hours after de election on Thursday dey get de results.
De people seh is 63 Constituencies Jamaica get and de Federation only get 11 but yet de people only kno who win de 16th of February 2015 General Election at five o’clock de nex afternoon after de Parrot stap announcin results at three o’clock de marnin.
De people seh Jamaica get over 2.5 million people while de Federation get just over 51,000, an’ though is jus 53% of de Jamaican population vote, wen you compare de time de two country tek fu announce de results, is like puttin Usain Bolt fu run gainst a woman 100 years old.
Talk half an’ wait see how much time de Unity Gowahment gun tek fu announce de results in de nex election.
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